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Our treatment.
Together Fourology has combined the intelligence of Caleb O., Kayleigh N., Laurel N., and Shelby H. to create a modern day program to increase the overall wellness and stress of the general population through our simple four step treatment plan. Fourology had heard the complaints and concerns of the general public about the general wellness and the overwhelming levels of stress in this modern day. We have a treatment that will help to significantly reduce the levels of stress that you encounter in your everyday life. We are here to insure a better life if you follow our simple four step treatment plan.
Together the team of four has created a new treatment to help relieve and moderate stress to levels that no other treatments have done before. This new and exciting treatment involves just four short steps towards a better wellbeing. Fourology combines the use of acupuncture, herbal pills, electro pads, and cupping. The new treatment brought to you by Fourology is offered in three different packages. The levels are intended to meet the different stress levels patients of Fourology may be going through. A person with a lot of stress is recommended to go through our Gold treatment plan and a person with not an excessive amount of stress but still is seeking relief would be recommended to the Fourology Bronze treatment plan.
Fourology’s therapy is a combination of four techniques including acupuncture, herbal pills, electro-shock therapy, and cupping.
Together the team of four has created a new treatment to help relieve and moderate stress to levels that no other treatments have done before. This new and exciting treatment involves just four short steps towards a better wellbeing. Fourology combines the use of acupuncture, herbal pills, electro pads, and cupping. The new treatment brought to you by Fourology is offered in three different packages. The levels are intended to meet the different stress levels patients of Fourology may be going through. A person with a lot of stress is recommended to go through our Gold treatment plan and a person with not an excessive amount of stress but still is seeking relief would be recommended to the Fourology Bronze treatment plan.
Fourology’s therapy is a combination of four techniques including acupuncture, herbal pills, electro-shock therapy, and cupping.
- The use of acupuncture helps to activate the qi inside the body and regulate the levels that cause stress. Fourology understands the importance of where the acupuncture points are placed in order to relieve stress, with Fourology treatment, there are four acupuncture points used. The points are located on the temple of the head. The different levels of stress are treated differently with the different radius levels of the needle points the acupuncture is performed.
- The use of herbal pills is key to Fourology for improving the wellness of their patients. The herbal pills help to cleanse the body and flush all of the bad vibes that may be causing stress within one's life. Within the Fourology treatment, there is use of different types of herbal teas that activate the cleansing of the body immediately during the session while the herbal pills are activated through the week after the treatment plan is complete. In some of the Fourology treatment plans, there is the use of herbal oils. These herbal oils help stimulate the senses and have a type of deep cleansing.
- When patients experience stress, their muscles tense up all over their body. The team of Fourology targets these areas that are causing Fourology patient's problems specifically with an electrical muscle stimulator. The team at Fourology easily attaches the reusable pads in an especially tight spot and then lets the stimulator go to work. The team of Fourology customizes the settings to the specific treatment plans and patients specific preferences.
- The use of cupping used the force of balancing stress with the pressure of the atmosphere. Cupping helps to reduce the tension of stress that corresponds with the back muscles. Cupping helps to work with the different levels of stress in the same. It is the only part of our treatment that works the same throughout all of the different levels of our treatment plans.
TREATMENT PLANS.
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*Contact us at (555) 555-9082 for further information on the treatment plans and pricing.